He Swore to Die

anny · 发表于 2004-6-6 00:04:00

He swore to die

"If you refuse to marry me",he swore"I shall die"

She refused him

He died sixty years later

anny · 发表于 2004-6-6 00:08:14

He knowns the Answer

campus

Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?

Pupil: Yes ,sir .I can .They are all died.

anny · 发表于 2004-6-6 00:12:28

Fresh Milk

Customer: I wonder of this milk is fresh.

Waiter:Fresh? Three hours age it was GRASS!!!

情绪点子 · 发表于 2004-6-7 05:52:17

hahaha!

ghj · 发表于 2005-4-25 17:44:50

LIUZHIANG465 · 发表于 2005-4-30 04:03:22

这不是灌纯净水吗?

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